I appreciate this mightily 😂. I yelled in the chatbox but really I appreciate this so much.
Well so much for Sunnydale After Dark. Had a good run I guess.
This letter is hilarious 😂 Good one, mods
I love it! 😂😂
Angel! What is this?? Spike and I are happy. I told you - he's in my heart! Remember?
And where is that picture in the banner from?
Piss off, Forehead.
Go find a site of your own... oh wait, there's no site for whiny little brooding crybabies, huh? Guess you should create one!
Name suggestions for your new corner of the internet:
I Brood
The Brood Dude
How To Be a Poncy Buggar
Dawson Is My Homey
How To Lose a Slayer to a Better Souled Vampire
I'm No Champion, I'm a Poof
Buffy Loves Spike
Buffy Shags Spike (many times a day!)
Buffy Doesn't Want Angel and Never Will
I'm A Big Fluffy Puppy With Bad Teeth
My Hair Is Stupid
You're welcome.
Spike - an actual champion and not a ponce
PS, You're in for a world of hurt, Charlie Boy
Spike! Calm down! We need to find Angel and then you can hurl insults at him. You're letting him win by getting upset. We just need to have a calm discussion.
Plus, it sounds like Gunn was all coerced. Innocent until proven guilty?
Piss off, Forehead.
Go find a site of your own... oh wait, there's no site for whiny little brooding crybabies, huh? Guess you should create one!
Name suggestions for your new corner of the internet:
I Brood
The Brood Dude
How To Be a Poncy Buggar
Dawson Is My Homey
How To Lose a Slayer to a Better Souled Vampire
I'm No Champion, I'm a Poof
Buffy Loves Spike
Buffy Shags Spike (many times a day!)
Buffy Doesn't Want Angel and Never Will
I'm A Big Fluffy Puppy With Bad Teeth
My Hair Is Stupid
You're welcome.
Spike - an actual champion and not a ponce
PS, You're in for a world of hurt, Charlie Boy
Dear Magnificent Peachy One,
The only reason I double posted here is because my Slayer, the one you abandoned, hopped on my lap as I was hitting submit. I'll leave it to your imagination what's going to happen now.
Piss all the way off and when you've pissed yourself dry ... find a river, drain it, and start pissing all over again,
Truly not yours,
Spike
Okay... do I need to put you in vampire timeout? This is serious...the letter looks official.
Maybe I should call Giles. Do you think we have funds for an attorney?
LMAO
You guys are the best! ♥️
In addition to Spike’s suggestions I'd like to share my own idea for Angel's new corner on the internet: NO COOKIES FOR ME 🍪
Buffy, I'd love a timeout. Join me? I'll make it worth your while.
We don't need Giles. We need to find Angel and let me teach him a lesson. And the letter may look official, luv, but believe me when I say that Angel didn't learn to read until he was 122 years old and even then ... it was a Dick and Jane picture book. Taught him myself. The only thing official here is that Angel is officially jealous.
@VeroNyxK84, he definitely doesn't get any cookies!
Awww, Spike, baby. I'd love to go to timeout with you...IF YOU BEHAVE and stop antagonizing Angel. I just texted Giles. He said there's no money for an attorney. I think that we need to reason with him. And if we reason with him, maybe he'll just go away?
Duh! Of course, he's jealous. He's always jealous of my boyfriends. I'll refrain from saying like a 12 year old.
I need a golf clap emoji. Nice work, mods!
Vero, luv, you get a cookie from me.
:)
Bloody hell, that's a good one, ducks. 
Slayer, you had me at 'baby.' I'm yours to command. Do with me as you will.
But I won't be reasoning with Angelus with words. No, he needs to be kicked. All over. And I happen to have that nice new pair of boots you got me.
Jealous bugger just can't accept that you're mine. Should I tell him about our weekend plans? I'll do that in person while I'm kicking.
Okay, perfect. I command you to stop for a minute and help me figure out how to handle this rationally. Do you think Gunn could help us?
Tell me our plans in private...Angel doesn't deserve to know them.
Yeah, I'm happy to get you alone to discuss this. And anything else that may happen.
Mind if I lead the way... I'm, um, getting very very sleepy. Take me to bed?
Gladly, luv. But don't think for one second that you'll get much sleep. For hours.
I'm counting on it. 
Hahaha! Very nice! I'm sure Spuffy, the OTP, will be able to make Angel see the light, so to speak.
Oh I sure hope Spuffy got some well needed rest after 
😆.
Wow. Mods, you've outdone yourselves! And I KNOW D'Hoffryn had a hand in this as well. What a hilarious surprise for the day. Someday I have to know who, uh, "invited" our favorite folks to chat along... so I can bow down at your feet.
That's hysterical! And now I'm wondering if this would be a good day to start posting my wip.... Although, it doesn't portray Angel in a great light....
Hahahaha I absolutely love this!!
Love this! You guys rock! A rock way bigger than Angel's big rock ... none of his friends have a rock this big!
You ever get so bitter about your ex you threaten to sue her
Hahahaha