Penname: NautiBitz
Real Name: Sirena Wise
Member Since: 06/18/22
Last Active: 03/05/24
Membership Status: Member
Skin: Winter
I've been Spuffy-obsessed since "Out of My Mind" first aired in '00. For too many years, the when, where and how of Spike and Buffy's hypothetical (and televised) sex life ruled my brain. This body of work is the result.
2024 Update:
I published a book!
If you remember my old fic, Crave, I've reworked and expanded it into an original two-part duet called SLAP/BANG, and it slaps. And bangs. There is much slapping and banging.
Book One, Start With A Slap, is available now, on Kindle and Kindle Unlimited. (Paperback coming soon.)
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Summary:
Buffy's a Bel Air brat, Spike's a reckless, heartbroken punk. When they crash into each other on a mountain road, sparks fly.
Spike peered through the window at the blonde, tan, bare-shouldered, thousand-dollar-sunglass-wearing bint he'd just saved from certain death. His eyes narrowed. "Stupid--" he kicked the car door open, "bitch!"
Buffy's jaw dropped. "Bitch? Hello? I'm the bitch?"
Originally published in 2003. Winner of 25 awards including "Best of the Best UST", "Best Fantasy AU", "Best Romance", "Best Comedy" and "Best Characterization (Spike)".
This fic features an original song by me. Yes, I was so obsessed with this story I had Spike write a song for it. See and hear it in Chapter 29!
Banner Art By: NautiBitz
Categories: All Human,
Award Winners
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Dramedy, Romance, Slow Burn, UST Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: No
Chapters: 29
Table of Contents
Word count: 29,383
Hit Count: 1,285
ePub Downloads: 13
Published: 06/19/22
Updated: 01/11/24
Summary:
'Where The Wild Things Are' (the B/R sexathon episode that we've all blocked out) gone Spuffy: Mid-Season 4, Buffy and Spike are compelled by forces beyond their control to do 'the wild thing' for hours... in Riley's bed. What will happen when they finally snap out of it?
Originally published in 2001. Winner of 9 awards, including "Ultimate Episode Stealer", "Best Revamped", "Make It All Better", and "Best Smut".
Categories: Season 4,
Award Winners,
Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Fluffy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 4
Table of Contents
Word count: 5,619
Hit Count: 364
ePub Downloads: 6
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
Post-Gone, Buffy, Xander and Anya have a little mid-research chat about their favorite vampire. Buffy bails, Anya gets suspicious, and Xander finally swims out of DeNile.
Originally published in 2002. Winner of "Best Comedy/Lighthearted" at Love's Last Glimpse Awards.
Categories: Season 6,
Award Winners
Characters: Buffy,
Anya,
Xander
Genres: Fluffy Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 1
Table of Contents
Word count: 1,576
Hit Count: 1,790
ePub Downloads: 4
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
A few nights after their engagement spell, Buffy has to watch Spike. Problem is, a psychedelic demon may have just spritzed her with a mind-altering substance. Will Spike seize the moment? Or will they just end up naked? HMMM.
Originally published in 2010. Winner of 4 awards including "Best Comedy", "Best Characterization" and "Best Comedy - Readers and Judges Choice".
Series: Close Encounters
Categories: Award Winners,
Season 4
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Giles,
Xander
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 3
Table of Contents
Word count: 8,128
Hit Count: 225
ePub Downloads: 5
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
Post-'Something Blue', Buffy makes an intriguing statement. Spike suggests a fitting game. Are the Scoobies bored enough to play?
Originally published in 2002. Winner of five awards, including "Year's Best Spike Characterization", "Best Comedy", "Best Short" and "Best Anya Line (Runner Up)".
Series: Close Encounters
Categories: Season 4,
Award Winners
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 1
Table of Contents
Word count: 4,639
Hit Count: 1,841
ePub Downloads: 4
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
In the BtVS Season 4 finale, 'Restless', everyone involved in defeating Adam had a crazy, foreshadowy first-slayer dream. Here's one you didn't see: Spike's. Featuring fun with naked Buffy, a cameo from the Cheese Man, and other foreshadowy stuff.
Originally published in 2001.
Series: Close Encounters
Categories: Season 4,
Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Dramedy, Porn w/o Plot, POV Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 1
Table of Contents
Word count: 1,316
Hit Count: 64
ePub Downloads: 1
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
Post-Wrecked, Buffy is trying to think un-Spike-like thoughts when a certain obscene phone caller foils her plan. PWP... with heart.
Originally published in 2002. Winner of "Best PWP", "Best Lighthearted", "Best Phone Sex", and more.
Categories: Award Winners,
Season 6
Characters: Buffy,
Spike
Genres: Fluffy, Porn w/o Plot, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 3
Table of Contents
Word count: 4,886
Hit Count: 202
ePub Downloads: 6
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
Distraught over Buffy's death, a drunk and disorderly Spike crashes the Summers home. Spike/Dawn friendship.
Originally published in 2001.
Categories: Season 5
Characters: Spike,
Dawn
Genres: Angst Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 1
Table of Contents
Word count: 1,280
Hit Count: 1,894
ePub Downloads: 1
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
Pre-'Hush', Spike learns that Buffy talks in her sleep. He may have a chip in his head, but he's still very, very bad...
Originally published in 2001. Winner of "Year's Best PWP" and "Best PWP".
Series: Close Encounters
Banner Art By: NautiBitz
Categories: Season 4,
Award Winners
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 1
Table of Contents
Word count: 2,752
Hit Count: 110
ePub Downloads: 1
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
An answer to Marti Noxon's question, "Can you really see Spike and Buffy in a condo deciding what they should watch on TV that night?" Just some off-the-cuff feel-good fluff.
Originally published in 2002. Winner of a couple "Best Fluff" awards.
Categories: Post-Series
Characters: Buffy,
Spike
Genres: Alternate Reality, Fluffy, HEA/HFN, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 1
Table of Contents
Word count: 875
Hit Count: 545
ePub Downloads: 1
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
Mid-Season 5, Buffy's got some kinks she needs worked out. Lucky for her, Spike's got the gift of healing.
Originally published in 2002. Winner of some "Best Sex", "Best Romance" and "Best Lighthearted" awards.
Categories: Season 5
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 6
Table of Contents
Word count: 10,635
Hit Count: 209
ePub Downloads: 3
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
Post-'Pangs', Buffy's mad. Spike is hungry. All he wants is a little taste...
Originally published in 2001. Winner of 5 awards including "Best Episode Stealer" and "Hottest Bite".
Series: Close Encounters
Categories: Season 4,
Award Winners,
Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy, Lighthearted, UST Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Blood Play
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 1
Table of Contents
Word count: 2,889
Hit Count: 1,486
ePub Downloads: 8
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
The summer after Season 5 (in my world where Buffy never died) a pheromone heat wave gets the Slayer hot and bothered... for Spike. What's a lovestruck, semi-reformed vampire to do?
Originally published in 2001, this was my first multi-chaptered fic. Winner of 35 awards, including Best Fanfic of 2002, Best Fanfic Classic, Best Smut, Best Lighthearted and Best Characterizations from various awards sites.
Categories: Season 5,
Award Winners
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Dramedy, Lighthearted, Porn w/ Plot, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence, Warnings Added As Story Progresses
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 18
Table of Contents
Word count: 30,371
Hit Count: 1,450
ePub Downloads: 10
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
Post-'Something Blue', the subject of hypnosis comes up: can Spike do it? Buffy doesn't think so. Guess she'll have to be ...convinced.
Originally published in 2001. Winner of five awards including "Best Short", "Best Ensemble", "Best Comedy" and "Best Shipper Fic".
Series: Close Encounters
Banner Art By: NautiBitz
Categories: Season 4,
Award Winners,
Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 1
Table of Contents
Word count: 1,891
Hit Count: 1,598
ePub Downloads: 2
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
Pre-Becoming, Buffy and Spike have a confrontation that begins with a knock-down-drag-out-brawl and ends with knock-down-drag-out sex. Trashing a demon bar has never been so ...satisfying.
"Get a load of you, all slay-kittenish, taking on a pubful of nasties in your Friday night best. Hunting for new bedmates, are we? So soon after the last?"
She pursed her lips and squeezed her stake, fingers itching to wipe that smirk off his face. "I asked you first."
Originally published in 2008. Winner of 10 awards including "Best of the Best Lighthearted", "Best Comedy", "Best Sex", "Best Characterization" and "Best Songfic".
Banner Art By: NautiBitz
Categories: Season 2,
Award Winners
Characters: Buffy,
Spike
Genres: Fighting, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Blood Play, Sexual Situations, Violence
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 9
Table of Contents
Word count: 20,050
Hit Count: 564
ePub Downloads: 15
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
Before 'Lover's Walk' is over, Spike and Buffy get drunk, pass out, and wake up in a curious predicament. Who's to blame? Trick, the Mayor, hairy demons, Jack Daniels? Who cares? They're naked!
Originally published in 2002. Winner of 14 awards, including "Year's Best Comedy", "Best Comedy", "Outstanding NC-17", "Best Sex", "Best Rough & Tumble", and more.
Banner Art By: NautiBitz
Categories: Season 3,
Award Winners
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Angel,
Faith Lehane
Genres: Fighting, Fluffy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 5
Table of Contents
Word count: 13,595
Hit Count: 236
ePub Downloads: 5
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
A smutty spin on S4's "Who Are You?": Wearing Buffy's body, Faith meets Spike for the first time, but in this version, her "ride you at a gallop" speech leads to a hot back-alley hookup. When back-to-normal Buffy finds out, she's repulsed. Disgusted! Appalled! But is she also ...jealous?
"I don't blame you, Spike. I blame Faith," Buffy said. "She has a history of boyfriend-stealing with me, and--"
Spike's eyebrow arched.
Buffy caught herself. "Not that you're my, not that you're even mine in any way -- but, well actually, you're my enemy, not hers to just, you know, have her way with."
Warning/reassurance for fellow Spuffy die-hards: While on the road to Spuffy, this fic briefly veers into Spike/Faith territory. But never fear, it ends happily for us.
Originally Published in 2001. Winner of 4 awards, including "Is It Hot In Here or Is it Just My Story?" from TLA.
Banner Art By: NautiBitz
Categories: Season 7,
Award Winners,
Crossover (AtS)
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Porn w/ Plot Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 9
Table of Contents
Word count: 9,800
Hit Count: 310
ePub Downloads: 2
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
In an imagined Season 4, Spike and Buffy discover that a 'wild' night together can't be easily forgotten. Much more than a "baby fic", this is a multi-layered love story about learning to listen to your heart. Also, there's a f***-ton of smut.
"What are you on about?"
"I'm 'on about' the half-vampire, possibly half-bunny-rabbit bundle of joy that's growing inside me."
Spike's smirk faded as the implication in her words sunk in. Finally, he dismissed her. "Pft. Good one, Slayer. Think I'd know if I could still sprog a lady after all these years."
"Well, congrats." Buffy's chair screeched as she got up to step away from the table, away from Spike. She shouldn't have told him. Bad, bad idea. "I'm sprogged."
This story began in 2001 as the oneshot "A Bunny In The Oven", an authorized sequel to Saber Shadowkitten's "Humping Like Bunnies". It morphed into a multi-part series and was completed in 2007. Winner of 16 awards including "Outstanding NC-17 Series", "Best Lighthearted", "Best Romance", "Best Smut", and more.
This is Part I of the
Love Bunnies series, aka The Bunnyverse.
Series: Love Bunnies aka The Bunnyverse
Banner Art By: NautiBitz
Categories: Alternate Universe,
Season 4,
Award Winners
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Reality, Baby/Kid, Drama, Dramedy, Fluffy, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Fetish, Sexual Situations, Violence, Warnings Added As Story Progresses
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 25
Table of Contents
Word count: 86,938
Hit Count: 1,296
ePub Downloads: 25
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
Sequel to
Heart Don't Lie. It's the final chapter in the Bunnyverse: Thirteen years later, Buffy and Spike are happily married with kids (and are just as frisky as ever). Ah, domestic bliss. It must mean something's about to change around here...
"I'll be buggered," he breathed, stunned. "You know, I had a feeling? Like something huge was gonna happen today?"
"Me too." She led his hand beneath her camisole, to her flat-for-now belly. "Guess that something huge is gonna be me." He cocked a brow, and she said, "Say hello to bunny number three."
"Hello, Bunny." Staring at her lips, he rubbed her belly, then aimed southward as he moved in for a smooch. "Goodbye, Mommy's underpants."
Originally published in 2007. Winner of multiple awards as part of the
Love Bunnies/Bunnyverse series.
Series: Love Bunnies aka The Bunnyverse
Banner Art By: NautiBitz
Categories: Post-Series,
Alternate Universe,
Award Winners,
Crossover (AtS)
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Action/Adventure, Alternate Reality, Baby/Kid, Drama, Dramedy, Fighting, Fluffy, Porn w/ Plot, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Fetish, Sexual Situations, Violence, Warnings Added As Story Progresses
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 6
Table of Contents
Word count: 15,028
Hit Count: 171
ePub Downloads: 4
Published: 06/20/22
Updated: 06/20/22
Summary:
Spike and Buffy meet again post-Angel: "The point is she's moving on. You do the same, and you might catch her one day." Or she might catch you...
Originally published in 2004. Winner of some "Best Short" awards.
Categories: Post-Series,
Award Winners
Characters: Buffy,
Spike
Genres: Romance Warnings: None
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 1
Table of Contents
Word count: 625
Hit Count: 98
ePub Downloads: 1
Published: 06/19/22
Updated: 06/19/22
Summary:
A fun, sexy spin on the S2 'Halloween' episode, and what Spike might have done had Buffy not come to her senses in time...
(This is a totally consensual roleplay scene, but please read the A/N warnings first.)
Still searching her diary, he complained, "No shameful wet dreams, no chronicles of my witty ripostes? What teenaged girl in her right mind wouldn't find me absolutely--"
Buffy cleared her throat to get his attention.
He turned to see his wife in a dark wig, pressing the Halloween frock over her body. "--irresistible," he finished under his breath.
"Remember me?" she said, lip curling coquettishly.
Suddenly, her husband was his old, evil self again. Nostrils flaring, he dropped the book and stepped forward. "Put it on."
Originally published in 2009. Winner of "Best Lighthearted" at the Fang Fetish Awards, and more.
Works as a standalone oneshot or as a supplement to my Bunnyverse series.
Series: Love Bunnies aka The Bunnyverse
Banner Art By: NautiBitz
Categories: Season 2,
Post-Series,
Alternate Universe
Characters: Buffy,
Spike
Genres: Erotica, HEA/HFN, Lighthearted, Porn w/o Plot, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Rape (Implied), Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 1
Table of Contents
Word count: 2,947
Hit Count: 130
ePub Downloads: 8
Published: 06/18/22
Updated: 06/18/22
Summary:
Feeling sexy after 'First Date', Buffy shows herself some love, forgetting that her live-in ex has bionic hearing. Leads to a tender Spuffy moment. (Warning: she thinks about Wood, but not for long.)
She pauses to glance in the mirror, to see what it is he saw. She remembers her movement as she stood before him, impulsively shielding herself with her blouse, then unshielding, because Spike? Has already seen it all.
Originally published in 2003. Winner of 7 awards, including "Best Short" and "Best Episode Rewrite".
Categories: Season 7,
Award Winners
Characters: Buffy,
Spike
Genres: Porn w/o Plot Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Buffy/Other (Temp), Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 1
Table of Contents
Word count: 1,382
Hit Count: 69
ePub Downloads: 1
Published: 06/18/22
Updated: 06/18/22
Summary:
Mid-Season 3, Buffy has to stop an apocalypse in a really icky way. Then again, Spike's back in town and has just the stuff she needs...
As she hit the opposite wall, he jumped up and swayed on his feet. "Think I'm your dog, Slayer? Gonna do whatever you say? You can kiss my lily-white--"
"You have to have sex with me."
Mouth frozen open mid-insult, he stared at her for several seconds.
Originally published in 2003. Winner of 5 awards including "Ultimate PWP".
Banner Art By: scratchmeout
Categories: Season 3,
Award Winners
Characters: Buffy,
Spike,
Ensemble
Genres: Dramedy, Fighting, Porn w/ Plot, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 5
Table of Contents
Word count: 9,806
Hit Count: 469
ePub Downloads: 9
Published: 06/18/22
Updated: 06/18/22
Summary:
Season 7 lovesmut (and optimistic 'deleted scene'). Is that "history" Andrew refers to in 'Storyteller' more recent than he thinks? Probably not, but let's pretend anyway!
His head banged against the bedside. "God--"
"Shh." She caught his words in her hand, casting another quick glance over the plateau of her just-made bed. "Loudmouth."
Originally published in 2003. Winner of 10 awards, including "Best Smut", "Best Short", "Best Rewritten" and "The Ultimate Way Things Should Be Award". Selected for recording in the "Strangely Literal" podcast.
Banner Art By: NautiBitz
Categories: Season 7,
Award Winners,
Episode Rewrite
Characters: Buffy,
Spike
Genres: Porn w/o Plot, Romance Warnings: (Click Here To Reveal) Adult Language, Sexual Situations
Completed: Yes
Chapters: 1
Table of Contents
Word count: 1,159
Hit Count: 106
ePub Downloads: 3
Published: 06/18/22
Updated: 06/18/22
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