Story Notes: Growing up, I loved mad libs; the sillier, the better. The less sense they make, the more fun. I was bored and thought, "Why not?" It's not a traditional fic, but it's Christmas, and hopefully, this will bring some cheer. If you've never written a fic, here's a fun and silly way to dip your toes into the fandom. This is my gift to the SAD community!