Story Notes: This is one of those very silly ideas that just wouldn't let me not write it, so don't expect too much in the way of plot of cohesion. Set - very, very vaguely - sometime after The I In Team, with the Scoobies attempting to research a Big Bad and Spike hanging around to take the piss and ogle Buffy. But ya know... don't look too closely at the timeline (or, well, anything...), okay? ;)
Very slight mention of Buffy/Riley, though Riley doesn't actually appear in the story.
ObDisc: Sadly, any characters or plots you recognise do not belong to me. I will, however, look after the characters, and make sure I put them back (almost) as good as new when I'm done ;)